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		<title>God Hates Pests and Weeds</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 20:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; and I was especially chosen to sort them all out. Just in case, though, I can always check this rogue&#8217;s gallery of evil, misbegotten and damned bugs. See how nicely arranged the mugshots are? You don&#8217;t think god created junk? What about the &#8220;ambush bug&#8221; and the &#8220;assassin bug?&#8221; And right in between them [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarigordonliving.wordpress.com&blog=296921&post=448&subd=sarigordonliving&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Q: How many sculptors does it take to shape the world?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 13:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A: The same number of comedians whose work is &#8220;serious business.&#8221;
 
David really does the most beautiful work. It&#8217;s much more subtle than his gregarious, chatty personality would imply. He&#8217;s one of those guys who remembers quotes and anecdotes really well.  And he has a great little snarky snicker. I wish one of his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarigordonliving.wordpress.com&blog=296921&post=446&subd=sarigordonliving&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>brown and free</title>
		<link>http://sarigordonliving.wordpress.com/2007/05/08/brown-and-free/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 15:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to admit something that I bet few of my friends would reveal.
You know those offers for Gevalia coffee? I use them. I toss the coffee out because it tastes like poopwater, but you know what? For the shipping costs (or some nominal fee) I got a coffee maker that is lasting longer than [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarigordonliving.wordpress.com&blog=296921&post=444&subd=sarigordonliving&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When they outlaw malpractice suits, guns and Lynxes&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 15:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;only morons will be rich, armed and own wildcats.

Just think of all the legal hot potatoes in this guy&#8217;s stew:

Malpractice suits
Exotic pets
Gun ownership (by an ex-con)

Not to mention the style demerits:

Sharpie beard
Teadrop tattoos (double penalty for cliche + easy ID branding)

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		<title>Koo-Koo The Jew!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 16:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Gail sent me this. It&#8217;s an &#8220;opera,&#8221; but I don&#8217;t think you need to understand Italian. All you need is the international language of &#8220;musical comedy&#8221; and a big, wide open mind.

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		<title>From my hidey-hole.</title>
		<link>http://sarigordonliving.wordpress.com/2007/04/27/from-my-hidey-hole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend David sent me this quote to start my day:
&#8220;And finally I twist my heart round again,
so that the bad is on the outside and the good is on the inside,
and keep on trying to find a way of becoming what I would so like to be,
and could be,
if &#8230; there weren’t any other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarigordonliving.wordpress.com&blog=296921&post=435&subd=sarigordonliving&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Scratch Fever: My story comes out and I prepare for a new asshole.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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My story about big cat owners is out online today and in print on Monday.
I&#8217;m going to get eviscerated from both sides on this one. I hope my next assignment is about the deliciousness of cupcakes.
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		<title>A missile fired at my atheism</title>
		<link>http://sarigordonliving.wordpress.com/2007/04/17/a-missile-fired-at-my-atheism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The universe can be so cliche sometimes.
I was in a bad mood for a few months. The first nice day out here (a cause for dancing in the streets, except everyone is a Lutheran or a speed freak, so the dancing goes on in basements with foiled windows), I got up off the couch [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarigordonliving.wordpress.com&blog=296921&post=419&subd=sarigordonliving&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And please, don&#8217;t visit the Alzheimer&#8217;s ward</title>
		<link>http://sarigordonliving.wordpress.com/2007/03/25/and-please-dont-visit-the-alzheimers-ward/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 14:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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Even though I&#8217;m really grateful for all the calls and letters, I decided I needed to create a video to answer everyone&#8217;s questions about clowning for Jesus. Remember, it&#8217;s extremely important and whatever you do, don&#8217;t do anything a patient requests. Those plaintive cries of, &#8220;Please, for God&#8217;s sake, send me to Jesus now!&#8221; are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sarigordonliving.wordpress.com&blog=296921&post=416&subd=sarigordonliving&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Motorcycle Sidecars</title>
		<link>http://sarigordonliving.wordpress.com/2007/03/16/motorcycle-sidecars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sari "Sari" Gordon</dc:creator>
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