Entries from June 2006

The PUD Foreskin Restoration Device

June 18, 2006 · 4 Comments

The PUD Foreskin Restoration Device

I shit you not, I found this with only two links. The internet is crawling with stuff just below the surface. I just searched on “PUD” to find out what this housing term means and instead, I get this.

“The Pud Tugger.”

God loves me. He wants me to be on the internet. He wants me to write a children’s book called “The Pud Tugger.”

Categories: Cool Gifts · Foreskin Device · Kooks · Penis Enlargement and Penis Health Information · shopping

Date With Rossi, or Maybe Hopkins, No, Rossi for sure.

June 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment


I’m clapping my hands like a little girl! Rossi got pole position only slightly ahead of John Roberts and Nicky Hayden dropped to 7th. Another yanker, Kenny Roberts, is third. Before moaning about Capirossi’s 6th place starting position, remember he’s still the championship leader.

Categories: Alphacorse.com · Kenny Roberts · Loris Capirossi · MotoGP · Motorcycles · Mugello Spain · Nicky Hayden · Race Tracks · Valentino Rossi · Wish List · ducati · motorcycle racing · sport bikes · superbikes · thoughts from the helmet · wishlist

Is it $23K for a Masonic community house?

June 17, 2006 · 3 Comments

“Cute little four bedroom cottage in Paradise Park 1/2 mile from sc on hwy 9 Community social hall, tennis courts, picnic grounds, river swimming Unique pud type arrangement requiring no loans and Masonic Membership “

This one is actually affordable, but do I really want to pay the price?! I suppose that Christian movie has made it pretty hard to get people to move to a Masonic community in Santa Cruz, but I’d be very tempted if the house was actually on “Crypt Lane.”

No membership required? How’d you like to be the only neighbor who doesn’t belong? Come on! “We’re having a baby roast on Sunday, drop on by! Just take a turn at Illuminati Lane, go past Captain Clark Street and it’s the fifth #23 in the cul-de-sac!

Categories: California · I Remember California · Masonic · Motorcycles · Move to CA · Rides · Santa Cruz · Wish List · sport bikes · wishlist

Save The Internet…

June 15, 2006 · Leave a Comment


…Or I’m going to get really self-righteous.

Categories: Net Neutrality

bastoomie speaks!

June 14, 2006 · 2 Comments

There’s a web site run by a lady who sells monkeys. I think all the sparkly pink and baby clothes mean it’s super cute. All the comments in her guestbook says it’s super cute and that her little monkeys in doll clothes are really, super cute. But there was one comment that just caught my eye.

Date April 29, 2006
Name Walter Solek
Email Ponce@wpa.net

Home Page
City Pittsburgh
State PA
Country US
Comments I spoke to you on the phone in regards to the silver one. you told me he was enlightened by the greatest of all robots, bastoomie. I will keep in touch you bastards.

Categories: Exotic Pets · Kooks · Monkeys · Walter Solek

Who’s A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father?

June 2, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Well, this pretty much renders my book obsolete.

Categories: Articles · She Said · The Onion · Writing

Gerry Todd

June 1, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Categories: Gerry Todd · Rick Moranis · SCTV · Television